![]() ![]() That kind of voice isn't conducive to listening. The wannabe-it-was-a-time-for man growls his way though some badly written nonsense about, well, vampires probably. The game opens with its laughably bad voice-over. Having a concept - "It's like a vampire shooter, but with, wait for it (snicker), COWBOYS!" - is not enough, except for the most diehard of VamBoy fans. The problem is, what with the end-of-generation malaise that inevitably sets in, we're jaded and restless, and if you're going to do an FPS, you have to do something big, spectacular and special. So you decide to do something different instead? Don't be silly. There hasn't been a decent vampire shooter since mankind crawled out of the soup, nor a truly landmark cowboy shooter, either. It was time for all of those things, with more cowboys and vampires. It was a time for bad voice actors to try to sound like that man who does all the film trailers in that stupid voice. It was a time for war, heroes, vampires and cowboys. ![]()
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